I've been meaning to post my in-your-face political propaganda-filled beliefs on the blog for a while. This survey was the perfect excuse-- love it or hate it, here they are:
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Are you challenging me?
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Hell no, meth is messed up shiznit.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Eh, I'm not FOR abortion, not like, "Hey let's go get some soda pops and an abortion." But I'll use the politically correct phrase: "Pro-Choice." Sounds happier doesn't it?
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No. Many females are very capable of leading this country. However, with Palin: epic fail. Everything dies.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
"Grand pappy told my pappy back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street
For all the people to see"
"Beer for my horsesss..."
Yeah, Toby Keith answered that one for me. But you make sure you got the right ones, and string 'em up quick, before they waste my tax dollars rotting in federal slammers.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
It has been legalized. Do you know how easy it would be for me to go and get legal weed right now? I assume you mean 'legal-legal' as in '7-11 legal,' in which case I don't believe so. Keeping it illegal largely prevents people from smoking it in public, and doing things that they shouldn't do while stoned, like pissing on the sidewalk. Like alcohol, I can get it if I really want to.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I don't care. Your decision. I don't really believe in sex for the sake of sex. In my case, I roll with the tides, take things as they come. So to speak.
[08] Do you believe in God?
There is something greater than human. God is one name for it. I guess you could say I believe in God, but not in religion. No religion is entirely correct. Most religions are at least half insane. Every religion has valid points, and every religion has points that are written like poor fiction. But yes, there is something 'out there.'
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
No and Yes, but you have to be careful. For example, putting "Partner 1" and "Partner 2" on the marriage license request form is ridiculous. Perhaps not calling it 'marriage,' but they should have all the benefits of a regular marriage. Remember that sexual 'preference' really isn't a 'preference' or lifestyle choice, but a biological setting. Unless you're bi or trans, then you're just fucken weird.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the US?
Yes, get the fuck out. I don't care what the circumstances are, wait in fucking line. Pay for my roads, my utilities, my overpaid Senators, and then you can live in this country. Until then, stay out. And LEARN ENGLISH. I lived in Switzerland, and I learned French, so you can have the etiquette to learn English HERE.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
TWELVE!? Good grief, that's disturbing. This really depends on the circumstances: rape baby? Rich parents? etc. Whatever is in the baby's best interests.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No. It wouldn't change anything.
13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
GTFO. Ten billion a day, it's the main cause for the economy failure.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Undecided, really...I guess.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
No. If you're a poor parent and can't control your kids anyway, it doesn't make any difference.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
As an Eagle I can do so with the proper procedure. Yes. I like Blake's idea of donating the million to veteran's associations.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president?
I don't have much against McCain, I would probably have voted for either of the current candidates in 2004. However, with the 10B spending per day in Iraq, I want out. So Obama obviously fits the bill.
[18] Do you think Obama will be killed?
There is a possibility of any high-ranking political figure to be assassinated. Obama has a higher chance, which hopefully will be balanced by increased security.
[19] Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying themselves?
Signs? No.
[20] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I don't care.
Current Mood: Tired
Listening To: "Baby I Love Your Way" by UB40
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